Well, as you all know, April Fools will be here before we all know it, I would like to try and get some “out of the ordinary”, basically, april fools lines that do not get used much each year, if any, to pull on my manager at work. Anyone got some good ones I can pull?
What are some good “april fools” lines that I can use to my manager at work?
Say what you will about the man’s charisma, but Tim Pawlenty gets the internet. The Minnesota governor his following up his CPAC happy hour with political bloggers with an online meeting with the American people on Sarah Palin’s home turf: Facebook. Pawlenty will host the first of his “Facebook Town Hall” events to talk 2010 elections this Wednesday with any web user willing to log on.
According to CNN, Pawlenty will log onto Facebook and “deliver opening remarks” before taking questions on the midterm elections and how to maximize success for the Republican party. Pawlenty, according to spokesman Alex Conant, chose the online medium in order to reach people beyond his constituency:
“Gov. Pawlenty wants to use the latest technology and social networking tools to connect with more Americans and talk about the issues facing our country,” Pawlenty spokesman Alex Conant said in an e-mail. “This will be like a regular town hall, except we’ll be able to take questions from around the country thanks to new online tools.”
So far Pawlenty only has 269 confirmed guests to the Facebook event, though chances are the numbers will increase significantly as word gets out (Pawlenty has an op-ed mentioning it in Big Government today). Given the current hostile political environment– astro-turfed or not– it’s probably a good idea on Pawlenty’s part to keep the meeting digital. As a governor, he has no real reason to address Congressional recess, so why open himself up to potential protest scandals needlessly? He’s already taking enough of a risk by opening himself up to national criticism in a topic that, had he no obvious presidential aspirations, would be out of his range. The best part for him is that he puts in very little public risk in return for a possibly great reward. And if the project fails, it will have been away from the cameras, where no one can see his reaction.
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Christina Aguilera – not myself Tonight
Christina Aguilera is such a tease.
For days, her website counted down to some “big news” that finally revealed itself yesterday in the form of an announcement of a new single, “Not myself Tonight,” the first from her long-awaited album, Bionic. She also dropped off the saucy single cover for our viewing pleasure.
A two-day countdown clock went up right after the first nugget of news went out. Many fans and bloggers assume that when it hits zero we’ll actually get to hear the song. But before that happens, we’re teased even further with the lyrics to the tune.
Written by Ester Dean, the wordsmith behind Rihanna’s no. 1 hit “Rude Boy,” and produced by Polow Da Don, “Not myself Tonight” is about losing all inhibitions at a nightclub and becoming another person — at least for that one night. “I’m out of character/I’m in rare form/and if you really knew me/you’d know it’s not the norm,” she sings in the first verse. It gets even more racy from there. “I’m dancing a lot and I’m taking shots/I’m feeling fine/I’m kissing all the boys and the girls.”
Visit Christina’s official website for the complete lyrics.
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NEW YORK, March 31 /PRNewswire/ — It is official: Justin Bieber rules the charts this week. one week after the release of his sophomore album, MY WORLD 2.0, Bieber now owns the #1 album on the Billboard Top 200 chart.
“Justin is nothing short of a phenomenon,” says “L.A.” Reid, Chairman, Island Def Jam Music Group. “It’s so rare to find an artist this young with such pure star quality, such a dynamic presence, and such musical gifts. Justin has captured the hearts and imaginations of his huge legion of fans in a way I’ve rarely if ever seen. This is an exciting time for Justin Bieber fans, for the Island Def Jam family, and for pop music in general.”
With MY WORLD 2.0, Bieber becomes the youngest male solo artist to have a #1 album on the Billboard Top 200. and his November release, My World, stands at #5 on the very same chart.
Fans yearning to see the platinum-selling pop singing sensation will get their wish with his first headlining tour of North America. The “My World” Tour, presented by AEG Live and featuring Sean Kingston as special guest as well as label mate Jessica Jarrell, will open June 23rd at the XL Center in Hartford, CT, and blaze a trail through more than 40 cities before wrapping up in Allentown, PA on September 4.
MY WORLD 2.0, a new album of 10 all-new songs, is the follow-up to Justin’s debut album, My World, released in November. My World, which earned RIAA platinum status in just a few short weeks, contained Justin’s first four Top 40 hits on the Hot 100: “One Time” (certified RIAA platinum), “One less Lonely Girl,” “Love Me,” and “Favorite Girl.” Justin is the first solo artist in history to send four songs from a debut album into the Top 40 of the Billboard Hot 100 prior to the album’s release.
Born in Stratford, Ontario, Justin Bieber is a multi-talented singer, and a self-taught musician on drums, guitar, piano, and trumpet. To date, he has surpassed 150 million YouTube.com views (the first 50 million of them as an amateur starting in 2007, posting renditions of his favorite hip-hop and R&B songs). Also in 2007, his manager Scooter Braun introduced Justin to the music industry in Atlanta. there he met multi-platinum superstar Usher, who signed the 13 year-old to his first professional deal and formed the RBMG joint-venture label with Braun and Antonio “L.A.” Reid, Chairman, Island Def Jam Music Group.
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The Perfect Server – Fedora 7
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Author: Falko Timme <ft [at] falkotimme [dot] com>
Last edited 06/03/2007
This is a detailed description about how to set up a Fedora 7 server that offers all services needed by ISPs and hosters: Apache web server (SSL-capable), Postfix mail server with SMTP-AUTH and TLS, BIND DNS server, Proftpd FTP server, MySQL server, Dovecot POP3/IMAP, Quota, Firewall, etc. this tutorial is written for the 32-bit version of Fedora 7, but should apply to the 64-bit version with very little modifications as well.
I will use the following software:
In the end you should have a system that works reliably, and if you like you can install the free webhosting control panel ISPConfig (i.e., ISPConfig runs on it out of the box).
I want to say first that this is not the only way of setting up such a system. There are many ways of achieving this goal but this is the way I take. I do not issue any guarantee that this will work for you!
1 Requirements
To install such a system you will need the following:
2 Preliminary Note
In this tutorial I use the hostname server1.example.com with the IP address 192.168.0.100 and the gateway 192.168.0.1. These settings might differ for you, so you have to replace them where appropriate.
3 Install The Base System
Boot from your Fedora 7 DVD. Select Install or upgrade an existing system:
It can take a long time to test the installation media so we skip this test here:
The welcome screen of the Fedora installer appears. Click on next:
Choose your language next:
Select your keyboard layout:
I’m installing Fedora 7 on a fresh system, so I answer yes to the question would you like to initialize this drive, erasing ALL DATA?
Next we do the partitioning. Select Remove linux partitions on selected drives and create default layout. this will give you a smalll /boot partition and a large / partition which is fine for our purposes:
We want to remove all Linux partitions (remember, this is a fresh system), so we answer yes to the following question:
On to the network settings. The default setting here is to configure the network interfaces with DHCP, but we are installing a server, so static IP addresses are not a bad idea… Click on the Edit button at the top right:
In the window that pops up select Enable IPv4 support > Manual configuration and give your network card a static IP address and netmask (in this tutorial I’m using the IP address 192.168.0.100 and netmask 255.255.255.0 for demonstration purposes; if you are not sure about the right values, subnetmask.info might help you). Uncheck Enable IPv6 support:
Set the hostname manually, e.g. server1.example.com, and enter a gateway (e.g. 192.168.0.1) and two DNS servers (e.g. 213.191.92.84 and 145.253.2.75):
Setting Up a LAMP System Email, DNS, FTP, Firewall With Fedora 7
Lol. I hope everyone knows what “Happy Hour” is.
In any case, it means masturbating or any other sexual contact.
I think, well … thats what I mean.
Uhm … I think.
Not sure, I think I got it off TV.
Category: Celebrity News Author : Bang Posted: March 31, 2010
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Ricky Martin is feeling “stronger than ever” after coming out as gay.
The 38-year-old singer, who revealed he is homosexual in an emotional message on his official website, took to twitter to thank his fans for their support.
He wrote, “Whats going on gang?I’m doing great! Stronger than ever! I’m here relaxing @ home enjoying ur messages! I feel the love! thanx for all! peace(sic)”
The Puerto Rican star also wrote the message in Spanish for his international fan base.
Writing on his official website, Ricky claimed it was the birth of his twin boys Matteo and Valentino from a surrogate in August 2008 that led him to admit his sexuality.
He said, “To keep living as I did up until today would be to indirectly diminish the glow that my kids where born with. Enough is enough. this has to change.”
The ‘Livin’ la Vida Loca’ singer also revealed it took him many years of contemplation to announce he was a homosexual man.
He said, “This was not supposed to happen 5 or 10 years ago, it is supposed to happen now. Today is my day, this is my time, and this is my moment.
“These years in silence and reflection made me stronger and reminded me that acceptance has to come from within and that this kind of truth gives me the power to conquer emotions I didn’t even know existed.
“I am proud to say that I am a fortunate homosexual man. I am very blessed to be who I am.”
How do you say these in Tagalog?:
“The seven Last Words”
“The Stations of the Cross”
“Palm Sunday”
“Holy Week”
Thanks in advance.. 
How do you say the following words/phrases/names in TAGALOG?
My short term goal = To be able to create nice looking websites & wordpress themes with xhtml, css, and php.
Long term goal = To learn web programming languages so I can build things like facebook apps, iphone apps, adobe air apps etc.
I’ve watched some video lectures and I’m also reading an HTML, CSS book (which is confusing). for those of you who learned on your own, how did you go about doing it? Whats the best way to practice?
and how long do you think it will take me to reach an intermediate level? I have 4 – 6 hours a day to learn right now.
Thanks!
